Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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