i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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