i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
