I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
