i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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