Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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Inconspicuously
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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