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(203): View more from Connecticut

He told me they were just razor bumps!

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(314): View more from Missouri

screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"

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OMG its one we used last night

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.

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(916): View more from California

You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.

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(562): View more from California

I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.

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(714): View more from California

You turned down sex for fried cheese??

(949): View more from California

My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!

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