She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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