Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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