Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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