I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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