White coat. Heels.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You're like the curious george of whores
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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