I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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