You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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