I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
My cat gives me a boner
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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