ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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