i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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