if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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