You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Send help, water and tortillas.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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