don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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