belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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