Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize