Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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