David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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