Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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