No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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