All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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