I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's always time for handjobs
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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