The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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