Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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