yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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