My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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