Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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