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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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