Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
