In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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