i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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