im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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