Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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