Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
In America we eat man semen.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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