kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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