5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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