why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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