I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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