is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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