yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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