so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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