I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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