Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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