I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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