Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
one might say we're banned from that church
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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