Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what day is it and did you see me today?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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