sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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