yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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