But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm really busy with my period
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