she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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