C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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