i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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