we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just made my gag reflex go away.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
ttyl tear gas
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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