i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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