her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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