Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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